Dan Vs.

An adobe brick through his car window. Cactus needles on the ground in the street. An armadillo tripping him on his way out of his apartment. It could only mean one thing: Dan has been attacked by New Mexico! After researching ways to injure the 47th state, Dan heads out on a road trip with his buddy Chris and Chris’ wife Elise (who harbors her own grudge against New Mexico) and they set out to hit the Land of Enchantment where it hurts.

When Dan awakens to find that his car has apparently been scratched by a creature with claws, fur, and tennis shoes, he sets out to take his revenge on the only possible culprit – the Wolf-Man! Enlisting the help of his long suffering friend Chris, Dan sets out to prove once and for all that not only does the mythical Wolf-Man exist, but that the creature is no match for Dan!

When a ninja attacks Dan and steals his cookies, a furious Dan turns to his friends Chris and Elise to assist him in revenge. But little does he know that he and Elise share a common enemy. Whose revenge is this, anyway?

Barking dogs at the animal shelter across the street are keeping Dan awake at night and the indifferent clerk won’t do anything to stop it. Dan is forced to take his revenge to ensure future peace and quiet.