Four Sheets

Zane starts the morning with a cocaine cocktail and ends with "manly tea" and dancing trolls. Drinking through this ancient Incan city, he meets quirky characters with iconic Peruvian concoctions, finishing his trip with a train ride to Machu Picchu.

From a slimy agave brew to a canal cruise, Zane experiences a side to Mexico that outsiders rarely see. When in Mexico, the 160-proof mezcal is something that you might want to avoid, although Zane does not.

A trip that starts with a mudslide loss and ends with a stingray attack is better than it sounds. On an island known for beaches and bank accounts, Zane easily finds locals and expats to share drinks, embracing rum culture, local beer, and island life.

Zane visits the volcanic island of Santorini, starts with grape stomping, then heads to an ancient fishing village to try Greece's official spirits. After tasting Metaxa and Mastica, he finishes the night at a place where drinking in a helmet is required.

Zane's Swiss adventure begins in Rigi Kulm, where he's rescued by a Kirsch-toting St. Bernard. After a bridge jump in Lucerne, he heads to Lauterbrunnen, where extreme athletes treat him to a pint at Horner Pub. And to top it off... some yodeling.

Zane discovers a hidden French oasis, dancing with a Parisian woman to accordion music. He samples a 30-year-old apple brandy at a spirits tasting. His night concludes in the famed red-light district, meeting Lulu White and dancing with the green fairy.