Glenn experiences a crisis of confidence when Courtney writes an essay citing Millard Fillmore as the person she admires most, not her father.

Glenn is forced to strip to pay off his debts after trying too hard to impress Jackie’s father. Conor tries to kick his addiction to second-hand smoke and is handcuffed to an international spy as part of a recovery program.

Due to her acute road rage, Jackie is forced to attend anger management and finds release from her stress by joining a roller derby team. Courtney decides to sell cheese steaks made of dog food to the people of Philadelphia.

Turning 40 and realizing she hasn't done anything with her life, Jackie leaps at the chance to join her favorite 80s band on tour. Meanwhile, Conor tries miserably to physically compete against Wendy.

Jackie tires of raising her family in an RV and talks Glenn into looking into a new subdivision. The family falls in love with the clean and happy neighborhood, but Jackie soon discovers the ugly truth behind the façade.

Glenn signs Jackie and himself up for a dating show held at a spa in order to rekindle their romance. But what he doesn’t know is that the show is designed to break couples up.

Glenn decides to recapture his youth by entering Canine in a dog show. When Canine fails to grasp even basic tricks, Glenn is tempted to replace him with a clone of his childhood pet, Freckles.

Wendy becomes the quarterback of a Texas high school football team to impress Glenn while Conor uses his new found love for dancing to change the minds of the town elders (who have banned dancing).

Jackie discovers that her ancestor was accused of witchcraft and sets out to clear her name. Glenn and Conor shipwreck on an island filled with second-tier Kennedys. Featuring:. Ty Burrell and Jim Parsons

A masseuse accidently turns off Glenn’s ability to feel pain; thinking he has superpowers, Glenn becomes the Tooth Fairy and fights crime with his sidekick, Karate Boy (aka Conor). Featuring: Sean Hayes

While in NYC Conor gets discovered as a fashion model and Jackie works on her clothing line. Glenn accidentally drives the RV into the Hudson River and Courtney and Wendy steal Donald Trump’s wig.