Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus.

Satan buys Tequila Sally's, a chain of cheesy restaurants, and Lucy convinces him to hire DJ Jesus to be the karaoke disc jockey or "KJ". Meanwhile, the Special Fathers and the Special Sister are closing in on Lucy using a sacred artifact they found at a flea market called the Glass Eye of Saint Augustine.

Satan and Becky, the Devil’s advocate, believe if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse. So they launch Sinsperations!, a sex toy manufacturing and outreach operation. For the first time ever, Lucy shows an interest in her father’s work - she wants to contribute ideas and do product testing. Satan thinks this is gross. DJ Jesus commissions a dildo of himself to commemorate a very special event.

A teratoma is tumor that grows teeth and hair. Satan has one removed from his armpit and brings it home to be his friend. Terry the Teratoma immediately falls for Becky the Devil’s advocate. Together they plot to kill DJ Jesus who has just published a novel - a thinly disguised roman à clef - called Lacy.

Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President of the United States during a ritual human sacrifice at Bohemian Grove, as all serious Presidential candidates do. Satan suggests DJ Jesus as the sacrificee. The Special Fathers try to infiltrate the ceremony but will they be able to find the right kind of masks?