Moralton on Jesus' birthday...a very special "Moral Orel".

Orel takes righteous action when he concludes that everyone buried in the town's cemetery is rejecting God's greatest gift, Life.

When Orel learns that God hates waste he decides to recycle his own urine.

When Reverend Putty preaches the righteousness of helping the poor, Orel befriends a down-and-out crack dealer.

Orel gets a big head when he learns that God is everywhere, even in him.

A series of improbable assumptions leads Orel from a sermon about marriage straight to the town's only sex shop.