The unloved, ignored, socially awkward Roy and Moss make up the I.T. department of Reynolm Industries. Their world is shattered by the arrival of a new ‘relationship manager’, Jen, a young woman who knows as much about computers as your average 17th Century Farmer.

The team face their first test during Denholm’s so-called ‘war on stress’. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen’s new shoes are two sizes too small.

Jen has a new admirer, but his romantic gesture goes horribly wrong when Jen’s inability to tell the truth results in a very public humiliation. Meanwhile, Moss and Roy conduct an experiment with a ‘lonely hearts’ website.

What is behind the mysterious red door in the I.T. department? What has happened to Moss’ new mug? Why is Roy in danger of becoming known as a ‘desk rabbit’? And what is the secret behind top executive Richmond Avenal’s fall from grace?

Moss goes to extraordinary lengths to help Jen escape the unwanted attention of potential suitor Bill Crouse. Adult humour

Jen explains why she is subject to very powerful mood swings around a certain time every month. When Moss and Roy start to display similar symptoms, it leads her to a terrifying, bizarre conclusion that will have terrible consequences for them and for the I.T. community at large.