Get Krack!n

The debut episode of this very-early-morning show is jam-packed with lifestyle essentials and the Kates are so excited they can barely keep their eyes open! Guest Stars: Sam Neill, Candy Bowers, Emily Taheny, Nazeem Hussain, Susie Youssef and Katie Robinson.

The Kates' already rocky dynamic is tested further when McCartney is shortlisted for the lead in a US drama series instead of McLennan.

An A-List pop superstar is joining the Kates on the couch, and McLennan takes this as irrefutable proof that the show is actually good.

McLennan is a bit off-colour today, and McCartney is left to carry the show while her co-host deals with whatever's happening in her nether regions.

McLennan apologises for making a problematic joke about bisexuality, but it will take more than that to convince McCartney that she's not a monster.

It's been a long night, neither of the Kates have had any sleep and they've brought their sick kids to work with them because women never get to stop.