Nelson uses Toby Anstis's social networking login to set up a blind date with a human. However, he gets a shock when he discovers the Wendy he was planning to meet is a chicken. Destiny joins owner Gary for the canine horror show that is Strictly Dog Dancing.

When Vince has a litter of fox cubs Nelson is thrilled to be an uncle, until he finds that Vince has eaten all of his cubs except the runt. Destiny meets a handsome dog called James who teaches her the art of the bottom sniff.

Nelson discovers that the animals in Springwatch are actors, but auditions when he hears that Destiny loves the show. Marion falls for the beautiful but underage Lollipop. Destiny decides that guiding is for her and Kali reveals that she used to nest in Amy Winehouse's hair.

Nelson visits a petting zoo, where he discovers that getting a stroke isn't always a pleasant experience. Elsewhere, Marion saves a child from drowning, but Destiny dupes him out of his chance to win an Animal of Courage award, and Kali falls for a muscular crow that turns out to be female.

Nelson's French penfriend Christian arrives for a visit, but brings rabies with him, and Destiny discovers that her new boyfriend is a pimp organised by her owner Gary to get her to produce pups. Meanwhile, when Kali is caught up in a pigeon cull, she resolves to take revenge on humankind.

Urban fox Nelson goes to the rubbish dump to save his tomcat friend Marion - and falls for disgusting vixen Sandra. Afghan hound Destiny persuades her owner Gary to enter her into the local dog show, at last.