During Christmas time in Moralton, Orel is convinced that his little brother is the returned Messiah.

Orel decides to complete a resuscitation spell, believing everyone in the cemetery is being disrespectful to God.

In order to not waste anything, Orel begins drinking his own urine, which he later regrets. But in the process, he creates a profitable business.

Orel gives all his money to a homeless man after he finally gets a job. However, the man actually turns out to be a drug dealer.

Orel discovers that God can be felt in everyone and everything. He excuses himself from school, with the intention of taking a trip across town to stop people from sinning.

After a church sermon preaches the virtues of making your wife happy, Orel's attempts to find out what women want results in a visit to the town's sex shop.