Pompidou, his dog, Marion, and his butler, Hove, are in a sticky situation, when they find themselves broke and hungry as they live out of a caravan.

Pompidou believes he has won the lottery, but in reality Hove has won. With his new-found wealth, Hove leaves Pompidou to look after himself.

When Pompidou discovers that a bowl he gave to a friend is worth 1 million pounds, he and Hove tries everything they can think of to get it back.

It's Valentine's Day. Pompidou wants a date, and his wish may come true. A chance meeting with a lady from a dating agency helps him realise that romance is overrated.

Hove has had enough of Pompidou's hoarding. Hove tries to move some of the clutter at a church hall fete, but Pompidou attempts to keep the items together.

Pompidou and Hove decide they will go on holiday to escape the cold in the caravan, when the heater breaks down and the repair man refuses to fix it.