Tom Sizemore finds himself up a creek yet again. This time it finds him waking up in a straight jacket from either a psychotic breakdown or a drug induced nightmare. In the office of Dr. Janice we learn the sordid details about his latest ride. After getting busted for the 69th time and looking at hard time, Tom agrees to a plea deal and becoming a doctor at a place called Barbee Rehab.

Tom is offered a plea deal from the MBI which he quite vocally rejects. We are introduced to neighbors that might be crazier than the patients. Cop Ken exposes Dr. Midge and in the Diary Room she completely breaks down and we are introduced to Teresa. Cop Ken and Ken bond. Cop Ken learns that he is allowed to have sex and proceeds to pop his cherry which makes Ken jealous.

Cop Ken and Midge are pushing each others hot buttons. Todd comes back to Rehab with PTSD. Alien learns she has an affliction for weannies and learns the societal importance of Barbee. Lonely and sad, she is guided to find her own "people" at Home Depot by her homeless friend. In her quest to infiltrate man kind... she decides to pose as Chinese Barbee to sneak into Barbee Rehab.

It's War and The Rehab house is under attack. Midge has lost her mind living on the roof and has mastered the art of the paintball gun. Cop Ken thinks the battle is his to win. Fairy Barbee has had it and is reaching out to the MBI for help. Cat Lady is playing doctor to the frightened patients. Teresa enlists more dolls to her team and Cop Ken and Haggard Ken bond talking sex and playing soldier.

It's hand-to-hand combat until there is a winner. Rogue Cop Ken toys with Teresa in battle until his own minion and biggest fan Online Winner inadvertently loses him the war by helping Teresa tickle him into saying ''Mattal''. The MBI raids the Rehab and take control while interrogating the patients. Who killed Wedding, DJ, Mermaid, and Country Singer Barbee?

Things get serious when Dr. Tom kicks in the door of Barbee Rehab. The MBI has wrangled the whack-a-doodles for his entrance and introduction to the facility. He really doesn't have a clue how to do this as he was generally high on smuggled narcotics during his dozens of rehab stays. With the help of his MBI cohorts he attempts doctoring with some unique new therapy methods.