Ashlene blackmails Simon into styling her hair.

Simon, Kylie and Imelda audition for a school production.

Debbie becomes paranoid of the number 2 after Simon plays a prank on her pretending to be the voice of her spirit guide.

Simon unintentionally reveals to the whole school that he wants a Posh Spice doll for his birthday when he accidentally leaves the 'speak button' on the head teacher's intercom system.

Wanting to look more like his idol Princess Diana, Kylie asks Simon to dye his hair a dusky blonde.

Simon and Kylie believe they have found one of the Beautiful People in their new English teacher, Miss Prentice.