Johnny Test

Susan and Mary create the Alchemy 5000, a device that turns objects to gold. Mom and Dad insist that this dangerous machine be destroyed before dinner. Before they can destroy it, Bling-Bling Boy steals the machine and threatens to turn all of Porkbelly to gold unless Susan agrees to go out with him. Armed with a Hydro Cruiser and Kung Fu powers, Johnny and Dukey go to BBB's private island to stop him. With the help of Mr. Black and Mr. White, BBB is defeated. He begs to be arrested but the G-Dudes turn him over to his mother instead- Aahhh!!!!! / Johnny's awful at baseball and Sissy and Bumper make fun of him, so he goes to his sisters for help. They give him the Extreme Magno Tracking Laser Hide Projectile (a special ball and bat that make him hit home runs every time.) All would be good except when he hits the ball into Old Man Newman's yard, the old man won't give it back. So the kids have to find a way to outsmart the smart old man and his dog beasts and get the ball back in time for Johnny's game.

It's family day at the beach. The girls are trying to attract Gil; Johnny and Dukey bribe the girls to give them gills so they can breath underwater. The tanning cream Mary tries out on Susan turns her skins all sorts of colors but Gil thinks it's cool; J and D are having fun exploring the ocean. All is good until J and D disturb the sea creatures who by mistake are now able to breath on land. The kids have to save Porkbelly beach (and Gil) from the creatures that are out for revenge. / It turns out that the entire school social hierarchy is based on what backpack you carry, and Johnny's at the bottom of the pack. So he "borrows" the Amazing Turbo Action Backpack (ATAB) that the girls are presenting at the the University the next day. Things are fabulous for Johnny- the ATAB is awesome and everyone thinks he's cool, including Janet Nelson Jr. and Sissy - until Bling Bling Boy steals it and threatens to destroy it unless Susan will go out with him. Now it's up to Johnny and Dukey to get it back, so they use the DNA-a-hoop to turn Dukey into Susan and trick BBB into giving it back.

The Ice Pigs hockey team are big losers, so Johnny asks his sisters for help. They're having trouble making the Electric Lettuce Accelerator work, so they tell him that if he and Dukey use their Time Machine to ask Thomas Edison for help with the lettuce thing, they can also ask him to give him one of his hockey inventions. Mr. Edison can't help them with hockey, so on the way back they make some stops and pick up the biggest, meanest savages they can find and turn them into the new Ice Pigs team, which is now unbeatable. And somehow the Lettuce Accelerator makes nachos now. / Mom has a big client coming over for dinner and Dad's freaking out while trying to make everything perfect. He even makes Johnny clean his room for the first time ever. While Mom is out picking up Mr. Sperling and Dad's at the grocery store, the kids decide to surprise Dad by redecorating the house using his notebook with his design ideas. But they used the wrong notebook and now the house is designed using everyone of Dad's nightmares from the last 2 weeks. Now they have to figure out how to get through this House of Horrors and keep Mr. Sperling from freaking out.

Johnny can't figure out how to spell "go" at the spelling bee, so insists his sisters make him smart. After he tests their new Hair-Do Ray, they invent the Super Smartypants and now he's a genius. Everyone's impressed, including Janet, who invites Johnny to be on the Battle of the Math Geeks team. The problem? The pants are in love with Johnny and jealous of Janet. So the pants leave and Johnny's on his own at the competition and it's humiliating until the pants come to his rescue. But when Johnny makes a date to celebrate the big victory with Janet, the pants go into a jealous rage and kidnap her. Johnny and Dukey use the Big Hair-do Ray to save Janet, but the pants aren't giving up without a fight. / Johnny doesn't think it's fair that Susan and Mary get to skip a day of school and go to work with Mom, so he and Dukey sneak into the Aeronautic Robotic Propulsion Lab and meet up with the girls. During a chicken fight, they accidentally launch a missile that's headed right for Porkbelly. Before they can fix the problem, Mom tells the girls they have to go home immediately or Dad will be upset that they're late for dinner. They pretend to leave with Mom but use a hologram program to fool her. Johnny, Dukey, Susan and Mary avert the missile disaster but now have to get home before Mom realizes they're not really there. Aided by a network of daughters at work with their parents, they just make it home just in time.