Irwin tries to take Becky's journal; Zarg plans to throw a feast of new tastes; Dudley tries to become Monster Leader.

Stan teaches the monsters how to fish, Vink catches a submarine with a crew on board, and Dudley holds a nerd Olympics.

Skur thinks he can use Irwin's snoring to finally remove Zarg from the picture and have Maiden Cheena to himself. Lyle thinks of himself as a nerd and doesn't want to perform a Monster Rite of Passage.

Becky stirs up romance between Urp and Durn to support her theory. Dudley eats potentially-exploding fruit.

Becky saves Zarg's life and is then bound to eat him, according to Monster Law. Stan becomes Vink's best friend when he realises that he has more in common with monsters than he does with the nerds.

Dudley announces Monster dung is a new form of currency. Durn threatens to use Lyle's voice as a weapon.