The Earl of Lisson is murdered in his own country hotel. It has the makings of a classic whodunnit until Detectives Louis and Briggs, who can't even work out who didn't do it, turn up to solve the crime.
It's the FA Cup Final, and as football fanatics Detectives Briggs and Louis settle in front of the TV with a crate of beer, a dangerous killer escapes from prison...
The Detectives take to the fairway to investigate suspected arms dealer and keen golfer, Johnny McKenna. Both Louis and Briggs are keen to impress as promotion beckons, but McKenna turns nasty!
Louis and Briggs get a whiff of greasepaint as advisors on a police drama, but the cast soon find that working with them can be murder - literally.
Louis and Briggs sail to Jersey on an important investigation. Fake tan, gun waving and a total abuse of expenses brings them into conflict with Jim Bergerac and a horse's backside.
When crime boss Tony Mazola is gunned down, Supt Cottam fears gang warfare. So Louis and Briggs are sent undercover to an East End club to investigate.
Jasper Carrott
Actor
Robert Powell
George Sewell
Tony Selby
Ed Bye
Director