Sarah gets picked up on a DUI.

Sarah gets an AIDS test; Jay has a birthday party for the first time.

Sarah enters a girl into a pageant.

The batteries in Sarah's remote die; Brian shows Steve that he's capable of discussing politics.

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act.