The grudge match between Order and Chaos is finally settled in a slapfight, and whoever is victorious will get a sexy new atomic makeover.

Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.

The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa's face.

Right under one's nose, the right eye secretly murders the left eye.

Dying once every three seconds brings shame on everyone.

If one holds one's mother against the ear and listens closely, one's dead father's voice can be heard softly crying `my child has gone banana'.