Waiting for God

New boy Tom makes quite an impact on staff and guests when he decides to go on hunger strike until the food is improved.

Diana and rogue Tom cause a panic when they take off to Brighton for the day without informing the staff.

Diana sets out to cheer Tom up after he has a heart attack and is convinced that death is right around the corner, which makes him suicidal.

When the management of the retirement village threatens Diana with expulsion from the home, Tom attempts to blackmail them with some racy doctored photos.

The retired residents of the Village attempt to prevent Greta from usurping Jane as matron of the home when the latter decides that she's seen the light and wants to become a nun.

Baines tries to attain power of attorney over Tom and Diana by deeming them mentally unstable, but a psychiatrist declares Tom and Diana mentally sound despite their outrageous behaviour.