Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide, then Ned has to deal with a smelly locker neighbour, and Cookie's locker is just too far away.

Tip for bathrooms come in useful when Cookie gets trapped in the girl's room, while Moze ignores Ned's tips to choose Seth Powers as her partner.

Ned has tips for detention when he, Cookie and Moze find themselves in the bad books. Then Ned deals with evil teacher Mr Sweeney, and Cookie is in love.

Ned's tips for seating get him to the cool table, and Cookie plots the biggest bus bounce in history. Then Ned worries that he'll fall short at basketball.

Ned is full of tips for dealing with crushes, and then Ned plans to dance with Suzie Crabgrass, and Cookie plans to dance with a supermodel.

Cookie's perfect attendance record could be spoiled by some sick days if he can't stay well, while Ned tries to help with survival tips in the school spelling bee.