Black Books
TV Show · Comedy

In the darkly funny British sitcom Black Books, Bernard Black (Dylan Moran) is the proprietor of a London bookstore -- which wouldn't be such an odd career choice if it weren't for the fact that he loathes people in general and his store's patrons in particular. Fortunately (according to the show, anyway), he has a high tolerance for alcohol, which he depends on to wear down his rough edges when he's forced to interact with the unwitting customers who wander into Black Books. Drink firmly in hand, he occasionally manages a few decent words before running the literary lovers out the door with his verbal abuse. The store's accountant Manny Bianco (Bill Bailey), on the other hand, possesses the patience of a saint, thanks to a freak incident by which he gained inner peace after he accidentally ingested a tiny, dog-eared copy of The Little Book of Calm -- purchased, coincidentally, at Black Books -- and started spewing the book's nuggets of wisdom to everyone around him. As the two polar opposites cope with the uncertainties of their working relationship, Bernard's pseudo-friend, Fran (Tamsin Greig) -- who runs the high-end curio shop next door -- pops in and out of Black Books to add her own neuroses to the already madcap cocktail of personalities.

2003 · 22m
  • 15+
Starring Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Tamsin Greig

Season 1

  • EPISODE 1
    Cooking the Books
    When his dodgy accountant goes on the run, Bernard (Dylan Moran) finds himself having to fill in his own tax return - not the easiest thing when you're mathematically illiterate. Perhaps some sort of crippling injury is the way out? Or perhaps the strange bearded man (Bill Bailey) who comes into the shop and asks for The Little Book of Calm will provide the key? With Tamsin Greig. Adult humour
    22m
  • EPISODE 2
    Manny's First Day
    Bernard offers up the accountant position while drunk and then does his best to get rid of his new employee by offering a one-day trial to see if the suspiciously modern-looking Manny is capable of the job. When the verdict goes against Manny, Fran steps in and expresses her opinion about the new hire.
    22m
  • EPISODE 3
    The Grapes of Wrath
    The discomforting presence in the bookshop of an oddly sensual cleaner forces Bernard and Manny to accept a house-sitting job where they proceed to drink an unbelievably expensive bottle of wine. Adult humour
    23m
  • EPISODE 4
    The Blackout
    Manny, hyper after a night of drinking too many espressos and watching an entire box-set of The Sweeney, is mistaken for a policeman after his high-speed pursuit of a purse thief. And Bernard is snubbed by the same people who invited him to a dinner party the previous evening, and he begins to realize he must have behaved inappropriately.
    23m
  • EPISODE 5
    The Big Lock-Out
    Neither Bernard nor Manny can operate the newly installed security system for the shop, resulting in Bernard being locked out for the evening, while Manny is locked in. Meanwhile, Fran has a reunion with an old friend with an unbelievably sexy voice.
    23m
  • EPISODE 6
    He's Leaving Home
    Manny leaves the shop when Bernard's relentless bossiness gets too much for him. But life is tough on the street, so when a photographer offers him a place to stay he's happy to take him up on the offer - even though the photographer has an unhealthy fascination for beards. Back home, Bernard and Fran argue about Manny’s departure.
    22m

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Cast & Crew

  • Dylan Moran
    Bernard Black
  • Bill Bailey
    Manny
  • Tamsin Greig
    Fran
  • Nira Park
    Producer
  • J‌M
    Julian Meers
    Producer
  • W‌B
    William Burdett-Coutts
    Producer
  • Dylan Moran
    Writer
  • Graham Linehan
    Writer

About

Black Books

Comedy

In the darkly funny British sitcom Black Books, Bernard Black (Dylan Moran) is the proprietor of a London bookstore -- which wouldn't be such an odd career choice if it weren't for the fact that he loathes people in general and his store's patrons in particular. Fortunately (according to the show, anyway), he has a high tolerance for alcohol, which he depends on to wear down his rough edges when he's forced to interact with the unwitting customers who wander into Black Books. Drink firmly in hand, he occasionally manages a few decent words before running the literary lovers out the door with his verbal abuse. The store's accountant Manny Bianco (Bill Bailey), on the other hand, possesses the patience of a saint, thanks to a freak incident by which he gained inner peace after he accidentally ingested a tiny, dog-eared copy of The Little Book of Calm -- purchased, coincidentally, at Black Books -- and started spewing the book's nuggets of wisdom to everyone around him. As the two polar opposites cope with the uncertainties of their working relationship, Bernard's pseudo-friend, Fran (Tamsin Greig) -- who runs the high-end curio shop next door -- pops in and out of Black Books to add her own neuroses to the already madcap cocktail of personalities.

15+

COMMON SENSE

Funny, offbeat Britcom is doused in alcohol.

Information

Studio
BBC America
Released
2003
Rated
TV-14
Region of Origin
United Kingdom
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