Bumpy hates babies, no ifs ands or baby butts. Babies and Bump just don't mix. So what happens when our warty green hero becomes the caretaker of a little, lost, ootsy-wootsy-cutesy baby snail? Maternal bonding, that's what. Bumpy becomes a mom-surrogate extraordinaire! He and the little tyke rollick and play and basically get nauseatingly cute. But when the Momma Snail returns, Bumpy's heart is going to be broken... / Bumpy's gone gum greedy. He's chewed, spewed and swallowed every stick and wad in the house. And he wants more. When he discovers that gum stays in the stomach for over seven years before being digested, he reaches down into himself to get it. But wait, this warps the very fabric of space, and an awesome black hole is created, one that will swallow the Earth if Bumpy doesn't let go of the gum. Can Squishington, braving the "Fantastic Yucky Voyage" inside Bumpy, convince his friend to let go of the gum? Hardly. Looks like the Earth is doomed. Karaoke Cafe Song Why Do You Like Me?

Poor Squishington, he's become an outcast, a refugee, another statistic in the ever-escalating problem of homelessness. Yep, the plumber's come and uprooted the blue guy's toidy, and he has no place to stay. Hey, but what are friends for? Bumpy lets his bosom buddy stay with him. Great, right? Wrong!! Squish is trying so hard to be nice and helpful to Bumpy, that he's driving our hero out of his gourd. It's the Odd Couple with a couple of the oddest monsters around. Will Bump and Squish's friendship go the way of the buffalo? Stay tuned. / Bumpy and Squish play "Hide and go Freak," a game where you turn your head inside out, make your scariest face and frighten the bejeebers out of your surprised playmates! The boys want to get Molly in on the game, but she's a comfort doll and is built to hug, not frighten. She finally stumbles onto a way to turn the tables on her scary pals, and reduces them to quivering wrecks, winning the game and having a ball in the process! Karaoke Cafe Song Everybody Bump

Aliens bent on invading the Earth accidentally abduct Bumpy; woe is they. Bumpy fouls up their invasion plans, destroying their killer robot and making the aliens feel mighty alien, before finally crash-landing the flying saucer smack dab in the middle of the boy's room. Only Elvis Presley could make things worse. Hey, who's that on the horizon with a guitar strapped across his back? Why, it's... / Heavens!! The boy can't sleep, and if he can't sleep, his Mom says he's gonna turn into a zucchini!!! Not that!! Well, Bumpy isn't gonna let that happen to his hero, his idol, the giver of all things dirty, gooey and wonderful. Nope, no way, not in a million years. Unfortunately, no matter what Bumpy tries, it only keeps the Boy more awake - obviously, since the Boy's hearing Bumpy. What to do? What to do? It is up to the Bumpmeister to make the ultimate sacrifice go up against the Closet Monster, in the hopes of letting his Boy get some shut eye. Karaoke Cafe Song Gotta Have It

Squishington's stomach is ticking! Bumpy thinks it's a bomb! Squish is not happy. Bumpy risks life and limb to protect his buddy from any sudden jars and jerks, while at the same time trying to defuse, and/or get Squish to un-swallow the bomb. Squish is trashed in the process, despite all of Bumpy's best intentions. In the end, it turns out it wasn't a bomb all along, but a clock! Ha-ha, the joke's on Squish and Bump - until the clock explodes!!! / Squish hates his face. He thinks it's worthless and boring. "Who would want a face like this?" Well, when our blue guy accidentally wipes his face off onto his washrag, we find out who would want his face. Silverfish! Yup, Squishy's face is valuable. Possibly the most valuable thing the Silverfish could have they all but worship it! Now Squish must somehow convince a whole subbasement full of hostile silverfish to give him back his face. Just goes to show that one's man's face is another man's icon. Karaoke Cafe Song New Neighbourhood

Molly Coddle is a comfort doll extraordinaire. Yup, there isn't anything she can't comfort, or so she feels. "After all," she says, "it's my job." Unfortunately, Molly takes on more than she can chew (or comfort), when she tries to succor the impossible the Closet Monster!! Will Molly survive? Only if Squish and Bump give her a hand. / Bumpy has a problem he can't stop eating socks. He's a sockaholic!! He enlists the aid of his pal Squishington to break him of this terrible habit. But to no avail. When Squish finally puts his own life on the line in order to save Bumpy, and end is in sight - but whose end? Karaoke Cafe Song Hugs

The tables are turned when strange radiations mutate a harmless slice of bread into a slavering, feeding-frenzied, piece of terror toast! Our heroes, Bumpy and Squishington must scramble for their very lives. Fortunately, in the end, Bumpy knows which side the bread is buttered on and defeats the heinous whole wheat. / Mr. Bump is turned into a baby and sentenced to time in the Big Crib. In a film noire parody of every prison movie ever made, bumpy must survive in the brutal babies' world of high chairs, patty-cake and dirty diapers. Along the way, he must take on the head honcho Big Mike, the Pacifier King. But even if he survives that, will he live through The Burping?? Karaoke Cafe Song Go Away