After Lex Luthor threatens to shut down their beloved dive bar Noonan’s, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider concoct a scheme to save it.

As they prepare for Noonan’s grand reopening, Kite Man hires a new employee – much to the chagrin of Golden Glider. Meanwhile, Queen of Fables’ new role leads to unexpected opportunity.

When a villain-themed chain restaurant opens across the street, Kite Man and Golden Glider worry it will put Noonan’s out of business. After uncovering a relationship checklist on Golden Glider’s computer, Kite Man takes a big leap.

While decorating their new shared apartment, Kite Man learns some disturbing truths about Golden Glider’s childhood. After accidentally time traveling to the 1980s, Bane falls in love.

Kite Man, Golden Glider, and Bane attempt a complicated rescue mission at The Pit. Back at Noonan’s, Malice fields unexpected visits from her boyfriend and a Gotham City health inspector.

In an effort to bond with Rebecca, Golden Glider plans a mother/daughter day – which is crashed by Malice. Officially fed up with being powerless, Kite Man makes a big sacrifice.