Never Ever Do This At Home

Wilson and Sousa test common household warnings by doing exactly what each warning says not to do. They set off fireworks indoors, build and use a walk-in microwave oven, and toss a propane-filled cooking canister into a fire.

Wilson & Sousa ignore the "never play with your food" warning & test which foods are most flammable. They also test "never play baseball indoors" "never cook eggs in their shell in the microwave" & "never play with electricity."

Hosts Teddy Wilson and Norm Sousa experiment with rockets to speed up the slow process of drying laundry, try cooking with space heaters, play indoor golf and demonstrate why deep-frying frozen foods is a bad idea.

Hosts Norm Sousa and Teddy Wilson try heating a bottle of champagne in the microwave, use chemistry to add a sunroof to Teddy's car and wager on which is the more crafty vermin: indoor mice or outdoor raccoons?

Rainy day boredom inspires hosts Teddy Wilson and Norm Sousa to try indoor target practice with a crossbow and indoor grilling with a charcoal barbecue. They also discover why propane-filled balloons aren't as fun as they sound.

Hosts Norm Sousa & Teddy Wilson play with fire – first in a race to light a fuse without a match, then trying to light candles from across the living room. They also find out why firefighters are really scared of oxygen fires.