Sarah gets a DUI when she uses a heavy duty cough syrup, her sister and the cop her pulled her over start getting feelings for each other.

Sarah gets a HIV test to entertain herself but when she is asked back for her results she panics and believes she has AIDs.

Sarah enters a young girl also called Sarah into a beauty pageant but they realise they have nothing in common.

Sarah meets officer Jay's Lesbian partner and begins to question her own sexuality but very awkwardly.

When the batteries in the remote die Sarah goes on the hunt for some new AA batteries, while singing about everything wrong in the world.

Sarah heads to church to complain about the noise of the church bells that are waking her up every Sunday.