Two and a Half Men
TV Show · Comedy

Revolves around the social interactions of Alan, who is a chiropractor and a single father living at his brother Charlie's beachfront mansion with his son, Jake.

2003 · 22m
Starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen

Season 1

  • EPISODE 1
    Pilot
    Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move into his house. However, Charlie soon realises that he can use his 10-year-old nephew to attract women.
    21m
  • EPISODE 2
    Big Flappy Bastards
    Charlie is unsure about how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room. Alan gets a surprise when he goes home to fix Judith's sprinklers.
    20m
  • EPISODE 3
    Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell
    Alan ends up drinking his sorrows away with Charlie after he fails to give his son a fun-filled weekend.
    20m
  • EPISODE 4
    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take A Nap
    Alan helps Charlie get his cleaning lady back. Charlie tries to persuade Jake to get ready for dinner with his mother.
    20m
  • EPISODE 5
    Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump
    After Charlie has a night out in Vegas, he goes to one of Jake's soccer games and a single mother catches his eye.
    17m
  • EPISODE 6
    Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys"
    Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer Evelyn up after she gets dumped; Charlie teaches Jake about screening calls from women.
    19m

Box Set

Related

Cast & Crew

  • Ashton Kutcher
    Walden Schmidt
  • Jon Cryer
    Alan Harper
  • Charlie Sheen
    Charlie Harper
  • Conchata Ferrell
    Berta
  • Melanie Lynskey
    Rose
  • Angus T. Jones
    Jake Harper
  • Judy Greer
    Bridget Schmidt
  • Holland Taylor
    Evelyn Harper
  • Marin Hinkle
    Judith
  • Oren Koules
    Producer
  • Chuck Lorre
    Producer

About

Two and a Half Men

Comedy

Revolves around the social interactions of Alan, who is a chiropractor and a single father living at his brother Charlie's beachfront mansion with his son, Jake.

Information

Studio
Neox
Released
2003
Rated
MA15+
Region of Origin
United States
© 2003 2004 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.

Languages

Original Audio
English, English (United Kingdom), German (Germany)
Audio

English (United States) (AAC)

Subtitles

English (United States) (CC)

Accessibility

Closed captions refer to subtitles in available languages with the addition of relevant non-dialogue information.
Select a country or region

Africa, Middle East, and India

  • Armenia
  • Azerbaijan
  • Bahrain
  • Botswana
  • Brunei Darussalam
  • Cape Verde
  • Egypt
  • Eswatini
  • Gambia
  • Ghana
  • Guinea-Bissau
  • India
  • Israel
  • Jordan
  • Lebanon
  • Mauritius
  • Mozambique
  • Namibia
  • Niger (English)
  • Oman
  • Qatar
  • Saudi Arabia
  • South Africa
  • Sri Lanka
  • Tajikistan
  • Turkmenistan
  • Uganda
  • United Arab Emirates
  • Zimbabwe

Asia Pacific

  • Australia
  • Cambodia
  • Fiji
  • 香港 (廣東話–繁體)
  • Indonesia (English)
  • 日本
  • Lao People's Democratic Republic
  • 澳門 (廣東話–繁體)
  • Malaysia (English)
  • Micronesia, Federated States of
  • Mongolia
  • New Zealand
  • Philippines
  • Singapore
  • 대한민국
  • 台灣
  • Thailand
  • Turkmenistan
  • Vietnam

Europe

  • Armenia
  • Österreich
  • Belarus
  • Belgium
  • Bulgaria
  • Cyprus
  • Czechia
  • Denmark
  • Estonia
  • Finland
  • France (Français)
  • Deutschland
  • Greece
  • Hungary
  • Ireland
  • Italia
  • Latvia
  • Lithuania
  • Luxembourg (English)
  • Malta
  • Moldova, Republic Of
  • Nederland
  • Norway
  • Poland
  • Portugal (Português)
  • Россия
  • Slovakia
  • Slovenia
  • España
  • Sverige
  • Schweiz
  • Türkiye (English)
  • Ukraine
  • United Kingdom

Latin America and the Caribbean

  • Anguilla
  • Antigua and Barbuda
  • Argentina (Español)
  • Bahamas
  • Belize
  • Bermuda
  • Bolivia (Español)
  • Brasil
  • Virgin Islands, British
  • Cayman Islands
  • Chile (Español)
  • Colombia (Español)
  • Costa Rica (Español)
  • Dominica
  • República Dominicana
  • Ecuador (Español)
  • El Salvador (Español)
  • Grenada
  • Guatemala (Español)
  • Honduras (Español)
  • México
  • Nicaragua (Español)
  • Panamá
  • Paraguay (Español)
  • Perú
  • St. Kitts and Nevis
  • Trinidad and Tobago
  • Venezuela (Español)

The United States and Canada

  • Canada (English)
  • Canada (Français)
  • United States
  • Estados Unidos (Español México)

Copyright © 2025 Apple Inc. All Rights Reserved.

  • Internet Service Terms
  • Apple TV & Privacy
  • Cookie Policy
  • Support
Select a country or region

Africa, Middle East, and India

  • Armenia
  • Azerbaijan
  • Bahrain
  • Botswana
  • Brunei Darussalam
  • Cape Verde
  • Egypt
  • Eswatini
  • Gambia
  • Ghana
  • Guinea-Bissau
  • India
  • Israel
  • Jordan
  • Lebanon
  • Mauritius
  • Mozambique
  • Namibia
  • Niger (English)
  • Oman
  • Qatar
  • Saudi Arabia
  • South Africa
  • Sri Lanka
  • Tajikistan
  • Turkmenistan
  • Uganda
  • United Arab Emirates
  • Zimbabwe

Asia Pacific

  • Australia
  • Cambodia
  • Fiji
  • 香港 (廣東話–繁體)
  • Indonesia (English)
  • 日本
  • Lao People's Democratic Republic
  • 澳門 (廣東話–繁體)
  • Malaysia (English)
  • Micronesia, Federated States of
  • Mongolia
  • New Zealand
  • Philippines
  • Singapore
  • 대한민국
  • 台灣
  • Thailand
  • Turkmenistan
  • Vietnam

Europe

  • Armenia
  • Österreich
  • Belarus
  • Belgium
  • Bulgaria
  • Cyprus
  • Czechia
  • Denmark
  • Estonia
  • Finland
  • France (Français)
  • Deutschland
  • Greece
  • Hungary
  • Ireland
  • Italia
  • Latvia
  • Lithuania
  • Luxembourg (English)
  • Malta
  • Moldova, Republic Of
  • Nederland
  • Norway
  • Poland
  • Portugal (Português)
  • Россия
  • Slovakia
  • Slovenia
  • España
  • Sverige
  • Schweiz
  • Türkiye (English)
  • Ukraine
  • United Kingdom

Latin America and the Caribbean

  • Anguilla
  • Antigua and Barbuda
  • Argentina (Español)
  • Bahamas
  • Belize
  • Bermuda
  • Bolivia (Español)
  • Brasil
  • Virgin Islands, British
  • Cayman Islands
  • Chile (Español)
  • Colombia (Español)
  • Costa Rica (Español)
  • Dominica
  • República Dominicana
  • Ecuador (Español)
  • El Salvador (Español)
  • Grenada
  • Guatemala (Español)
  • Honduras (Español)
  • México
  • Nicaragua (Español)
  • Panamá
  • Paraguay (Español)
  • Perú
  • St. Kitts and Nevis
  • Trinidad and Tobago
  • Venezuela (Español)

The United States and Canada

  • Canada (English)
  • Canada (Français)
  • United States
  • Estados Unidos (Español México)