The Sarah Silverman Program

Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group, a game of 'Dungeons and Dragons' interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.