A documentary team visits a retirement home that employs Derek Noakes, a simple man who loves reality TV. In the course of the day, Derek falls into a pond,sets up his friend Hannah with a date and takes the death of a resident to heart.

A visit from the council sees Broadhill retirement home facing closure. Hannah, the home's manager, rallies together her troops, best mates Derek, Dougie and Kev. - Strong language and adult humour

It's Derek's 50th birthday; what better way to celebrate than with a party at Broadhill retirement home? - Strong language and adult humour

Derek is desperate to save the life of a baby bird that's fallen from a tree. Some of the residents attend a jumble sale and later it's date night for Tom and Hannah, but she's forgotten. - Strong language and adult humour

Derek decides to sell some of his autographs in order to raise money for the retirement home. But it doesn't go too well when he can't remember who the autographs belong to. - Very strong language and adult humour

Derek forms an entertainment committee to discuss plans for a cabaret show at Broadhill. Kev wants to produce a play of his Duran Duran film script, casting staff and residents as the band. - Strong language and adult humour