Michael makes a shopper's face appear on a milk carton and then tries to convince her that she is really a missing person; Michael wants shipping store customers to believe that a bowling ball that can be mailed in a flat box.

Michael makes shoppers believe that a real waddling duck is just a life-like decoy and liquor store customers are convinced that some corks are made of cheese and a wine can freeze on command.

Michael convinces car wash patrons that he broke their window, only to miraculously fix it with the push of a button; Michael is suddenly wearing the clothes of customers.

Michael convinces customers to buy toys that couldn't possibly exist; a security guard panics when Michael makes a car disappear on his watch.

A customer debates the laws of physics with Michael after he makes a lightweight box impossibly heavy; Michael shows cafe patrons that glass is not impenetrable.

Michael makes salsa so spicy it melts metal; a never-ending brown bag lunch; freshening dead flowers.