The unloved, ignored, socially-awkward Roy and Moss make up the I.T. department of Reynolm Industries. Their world is shattered by the arrival of a new 'relationship manager', Jen, a young woman who knows as much about computers as your average 17th-century Farmer. Roy and Moss are annoyed by Jen's obvious lack of computer literacy, while Jen is equally gutted to be exiled to 'middle earth', a dingy basement where the I.T. Dept. is located. However, it isn't long before Roy and Moss realise that a female presence in their team can have its benefits ...

The team face their first test during Reynolm Industries so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen's new shoes are two sizes too small ...

Jen has a new admirer, but his romantic gesture goes horribly wrong when Jen's inability to tell the truth results in a very public humiliation. Meanwhile, Moss and Roy conduct an experiment with a 'lonely hearts' website ...

What is behind the mysterious red door in the I.T. Dept? What has happened to Moss's new mug? Why is Roy in danger of becoming known as a 'desk rabbit'? And what is the secret behind top executive Richmond Avenal's fall from grace?

Jen goes on a bad date with a colleague, Bill. Not wanting to ever see Bill again, she asks Moss to come up with a lie that would send Bill away for good if he comes to visit her. Moss panics under pressure and tells Bill that Jen is dead.

Jen explains that she is subject to very powerful mood swings around a "certain time" every month. When Moss and Roy start to display similar symptoms, it leads her to a terrifying, bizarre conclusion that will have terrible consequences for them and for the I.T. community at large ...