Ellen, mortified by her driver's license photo, pulls out all the stops in a desperate attempt to get a decent picture.

A guilt-ridden Ellen grovels to win back the friendship of Audrey, an annoying acquaintance she's been trying to dump for years. Meanwhile, Holly puts on a false front to impress a guy.

Ellen answers a personal ad and meets the man of her dreams, with one problem: he's a horrible kisser.

Anxious to impress her classmates at a reunion, Ellen masquerades as a married cardiologist, jeopardizing her romance with a former high-school heartthrob.

Ellen kisses up to her boss by buying a gift for her new baby, but her job is put in jeopardy through casual remarks overheard through a baby monitor.

Ellen feels old and out of it when she starts dating a younger man, but her attempts to be cool leave her date lukewarm.