“Unprotected” follows the Cantarellas, a boisterous, old-school family that participated in the Federal Witness Protection Program after their testimony led to the conviction of one of the most powerful crime families in the country.
EPISODE 1
Meet the Cantarellas
After reading a not-so-great Yelp review of the family car wash, Richard and Lauretta hunt down the culprit hoping to get the review removed. Toni and Richie Jr. make a commercial in an effort to turn the wash’s reputation around. Episode 101
EPISODE 2
Paint By Numbers
Richard donates one of his original paintings to Toni's school's silent auction, she stresses about her loud family attending a school event. Kim and Paulie threaten to cut off lazy Richie Jr. unless he can work full time at the wash.
EPISODE 3
Ghosted
Kim and Paulie have a ghost - mysterious things have been happening and it's time to figure out who or what, it is - and if they can rid their lives of the unwanted spirit. Tracey spends the day with her mom seeking out a more feminine career.
EPISODE 4
Sex-cuse Me?
Lauretta goes on a sexcapade and decides to host a sex toy party, to make a little dough and spice up the romantic lives of her uptight neighbors. Paulie attempts cooking Sunday dinner for the family while Kim is occupied at Lauretta's.
EPISODE 5
Spying Eyes and Neighborhood Lies
The Cantarella men stage a stakeout to catch a neighborhood vandal, while the ladies throw a block party in hopes that the neighbors will welcome Lauretta's new lawn sculpture.
EPISODE 6
Money On Wheels
Tracey wants to prove to everyone that she better at the family business than Paul by turning around one of his failed endeavors, The Mobile Car Wash. Meanwhile, Richard tries to takes a day off but Lauretta has other plans.
Richard Cantarella
Lauretta Cantarella
Tracey Accardo
Paul Cantarella
Kim Cantarella
Richie Cantarella
Toni Ann Cantarella
Ben Silverman
Howard T. Owens
Kevin Healey
Eric Kutner