Pete claims he doesn't fly in order to get out of a trip to Amsterdam, and inadvertently impresses a young lady with his commitment to green issues.

Friend and rival Jake reveals an intimate detail about his sex life. Pete promises to keep it a secret, then proceeds to tell everyone.

Pete hits it off with an attractive older lady at an art auction but being a "toy boy" results in complications.

Pete realizes that he's too selfish and decides to turn his life around. His first altruistic act is to agree to a visa marriage.

While working in the same office, Pete falls for his best mate's girlfriend.

It's double trouble for Pete when he is accused of kidnapping an old lady's dog while pretending to be a heroin addict in order to impress a Polish cleaner.